I close my eyes and sleep for love comes flowing streams of consciousness Soft...– Van Morrison (via gypsyred) (via haleystumble)
Love this song. Love it. viaurbanredneck:The...
in other news… I just discovered I have my undies on inside-out.
Best thing ever. urbanredneck: The other day I dropped my Blackberry while blogging. Instead of screaming “I dropped my phone” I screamed “I dropped my blog.” Really Sam?
Random thoughts on life
I’ve lived for too long, well up until now I suppose, letting other people completely dictate my life. And it’s not because they were forceful or manipulative. It’s because I respected them, and wished to please them. But the thing about people, is that we are all flawed. I am a firm believer in listening to your parents’ advice, having a mentor who can hold you...
I hope everybody could get rich and famous and will have everything they ever...– Jim Carrey
Just your standard workday
coworker 1: So Tiff, how DID that happen?
coworker 1: Are you pleading the 5th?
coworker 2: 5th of Vodka?
texting with the brother
me: looking forward to hanging with you guys and the fam on Sunday night!
Apparently, the other night, I talked about cupcakes in my sleep. This is my life.
“The one about my dad and the possum.” Ok, when I was about 12 and the brother was about 8, Big Steve made us watch him chop the head off of a possum. He said, “You guys need to see this.” About a year ago, I remembered this incident and asked Big Steve what the purpose of that was, and he started laughing (his slightly evil chuckle) and said, “You know, I...
me: (sent Big Steve a text with a photo of my scraped up legs that said "battle scars")
Big Steve: I am proud of you...I was beginning to think you'd turned into a sissy.
Sometimes, when things are going super crappy-like, things like this pop up. “Tiffany is one of the many beautiful women that I’ve NEVER seen belittling another female on her blog. If you don’t believe me, go look through her archives. If that were the only reason why I adore her, that’s reason enough and sufficient for me but alas, there’s more! Much more than I can write out in a single...
I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe...– -Audrey Hepburn (via littlelaur, quarterlifecoe) (via plight-of-the-educated-woman) (via themyersclan) (via little-wife)
me: oooh I'm losing my mind.
coworker: It's a small loss.
Last night on my way home, I drove past my house. It was dark. The street was quiet. A neighbor was walking her dog. And there it sat, my future home. I sat in silence in my car letting it soak in…all of it. All that it represents. And I said a prayer. A prayer of thankfulness, joy, and a prayer that it would be a refuge not only for me, but anyone who entered as a guest. I want this...
I’ve posted before, and will probably post...
(aren’t you excited! Storytime is back!) “The time by brother ate Punky’s macaroni and cheese.” The setting: Dinner table approximately 7pm. My brother is about 5 yrs old, and I am around 8 yrs old. Mom: Joel, why aren’t you eating your dinner? Brother: Not hungry. Mom: Why are you not hungry, honey? Do you not feel ok? Brother: No, I just already ate dinner. Mom: Well,...
And me, being the great salesman that I am, talked the guy into putting SOLD...– Big Steve. He proves his awesomeness on a daily basis. (He’d found a good deal on some appliances I need for the house.)
thisstepsforward-deactivated201 asked: So this morning Kool got a new toy. He doesn't play with very many toys in fact none YET have been to his liking. However, when I delivered him a sparkly pom pom he was ecstatic. All this time he has merely wanted a sparkly of his very own. I instantly thought of you!