No one dresses up anymore.
And it sucks. I asked a chick from Patrick’s work what the attire was going to be for their Christmas party this year… And she said “I’ve heard just jeans and nice sweaters.” Nice sweaters?!??!! What does that even mean?!? I know what it means…lame. For the love of God and all that is Holy, someone please throw a party in this town that I can at least wear...
Nerds are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed...– John Green (via thegirlwontstop)
Me: (laying my head on Patrick’s shoulder) Him: ok you have to move now bc I’m checking my email and you can’t see it bc there’s Christmas stuff in there. Me: the only thing in your inbox is stuff about warlocks and nunchucks. Him: nunchucks? Me: yea World of Warcraft stuff Him: There are no nunchucks in World of Warcraft. Me: oh well then. Dork.
So it’s been raining for almost 48 hrs straight. Half of my yard is flooded, but there’s this one particularly low spot on the side of my house near my ac unit. And it’s majorly flooded. Upon further investigation, I realize that my neighbor on that side (a sweet 89 yr old man) has fashioned some sort of water barricade along our fence line causing all the water to stay on my...
The key to having it all: stop expecting it to look the way you thought it was...– Sex and the City (via outcamethesun)
I find it extraordinarily pathetic the amount of people who let friggen football games “ruin their day.” It’s a game! One that you aren’t even playing in!!! Just wow.
You know what happens when you and your drunk friends get your cab driver to drop you off in front of my house instead of yours at 3:30am? My dogs alert me. You know how they alert me? By turning into “I’m gonna rip someone’s throat out if they try to break into this home” beasts. Then I hear you being loud with your moron friends walking down the street. And then what...
The Danes play-fighting. You would think they’d knock over everything in the house when they play but they are pretty good not to! Also they sound like they are tap dancing when they run to the other room.
Me vs. Dad on facebook
Dad's post: Would the person who took the 15lb dumbells from the SHBC workout room please bring them back....Leisa uses them (I, of course, use only the 80's and 90's)
Me: He also wants the 8lbs back so he can bench press.
Dad: Tiff, you have my sense of humor. Love it.
Tonight I made somewhere around 8lbs of mashed...
And they are so friggen good that I want to write them poems and sing them Michael Bolton songs. I used Pioneer Woman’s recipe here.
1. I’m drinking a peppermint mocha, and it’s delightfully refreshing! 2. There is not enough time in the day for me to take all the pictures I would like to take. (sad face) 3. The dogs have on their “Thanksgiving” bandanas (Don’t worry, I’ll post a pic. Roman grunted at me when I put his on. I think that means he hates it. Sorry dude, it’s festive.) 4....
Life is good: Challenge Accepted →
catinreallife: malbino: nikonkel: 25 December Daily Photo Ideas 1. Something Red 2. A list 3. The Christmas tree 4. Presents wrapped under the tree 5. Something warm and tasty 6. A candy cane (or many) 7. A wreath with a red bow 8. Stamped and addressed Christmas cards 9. Santa Claus 10. Away in a manger DOING IT! Me too! I should do this.
Mo Thugs- Ghetto Cowboy Because it’s about...